Sometimes you get new shoes, and sometimes you get one of these:
Is it common for real estate agents to buy you pizza and beer when you close on a house? Cause ours did.
Every. Single. Life. Changing. Experience. of mine HAS to have alcohol involved! Except when I gave birth, but I had good drugs for that.
Anyway, the house is 54 years old, needs a lot of work, but it's home. At least until 2036.