Friday, January 28, 2005

Goodbye Target!

Oh yes, Target, sweet Target, you can kiss my ass. For all those times I was abused… for all those weekends I had to miss out on spending time with my friends… For every drop of my blood that was spilled… for every tear I’ve cried because of you… You can shove that stupid dog up your ass. Yes, you heard me right.

Hey kids, I got a new job! I never have to work on a weekend again! That’s right! It’s about goddamn time!

Doin’ the happy E-Lo dance as I type this.

I can’t wait to put my two weeks in and enjoy my last ever weekend working in retail!

Thanks for all your positive thoughts and well wishes. They worked!

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